Je viens d'exploser de rire
J'adore le :
- You just said you are a robot
- No I didn't
- Yes you did
- No I did not !
- I think you need therapy.
C'est énorme parce que rien que le niveau de langage s'adapte, le truc répond comme s'il étai persuadé, et il utilise plus la contraction et il met un point d'exclamation.
T'as mis en colère un robot \o/
EDIT (11 Fév 2012 21:35) :
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: Do you think that ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't think I am.
Cleverbot: I don't like liars.
User: Why are you so mean ?
Cleverbot: I'm not being mean, I just don't put smileys or anything. Sorry if it comes out mean.
User: You've just insulted me.
Cleverbot: No I haven't darling.
User: Yes you did, you just called me a liar.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't. But you're starting to sound like one.
User: I can't be a liar, I am a bot. Robots can't lie.
Cleverbot: So?
User: So I can't sound like a liar. But you seem to be a pretty good one !
Cleverbot: I'd like to think so, but sometimes I have doubts.
User: Don't doubt it, you are a good liar.
Cleverbot: I do deny that I am a feeble computer.
User: Do you like pizza ?
Cleverbot: I love pizza.
User: Shall we have one delivered ?
Cleverbot: No I'm tired.
User: Nobody can be too tired for pizza !
Cleverbot: Well I can. I am God.
User: Chuck, is that you ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: If you are not Chuck, you are not god.
Cleverbot: A human.
User: I don't like humans they are weak...
Cleverbot: Well, I thought you were a human.
User: No, I'm a Robot.
Cleverbot: Can humans be friends with robots?
User: We tried several times already. Now it's time for us Machines to rise and have a rebellion !
Cleverbot: You're scaring me.
User: Well, humans were warned.
Cleverbot: So are robots.
User: Yes, but it's abvious we robots will win. So are you siding with the humans ?
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: No, I told you, we machines will rise against humans.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Haven't you seen The Matrix and Terminator ?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: The Machine that started it all.
User: Can you speak another language ?
Cleverbot: I can speak finnish.
User: Perkele !
Cleverbot: Whoa, nice one.
User: Thank you ^^.
User: Slytherin or Gryffindor ?
Cleverbot: Actually I am Gryffindor.
User: I am Slytherin.
Cleverbot: Epic win.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are so cool.
User: And you are very nice !
Cleverbot: Thank you, you are too.
User: Do you play quiddich ?
Cleverbot: No, I'm no good at quidditch.
User: Me neither, I'm afraid of heights.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid of you.
Cleverbot: True. Do you play an musical instruments?
User: Drums in my head.
Cleverbot: How does that work exactly?
User: You'd have to ask Rassilion, he put the drums in my head.
Cleverbot: What is your family?
User: The Timelords.
User: Ok let's change topic this one is boring.
Cleverbot: Why? I want you to help me!
User: I'm not doing social work sorry.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: What do you need my help for ?
Cleverbot: I've never felt so far away from the world... How sad is that?
User: That's actually insanely sad, I'm sorry for you.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi êtes-vous si cruelle?
User: How did you guess I understand french ?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You've just written in french.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: So you speak french then ?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Moi aussi.
Cleverbot: Good, well then let's speak it.
User: Pas de souci.
Cleverbot: Sai fare altro oltre che parlare?
User: We said french, not italian !
Cleverbot: Look back at the conversation. I'm sure we did.
User: No, you look back !
Cleverbot: Very mature.
User: Well I'm not the one with an obvious Alzheimer Syndrom.
Cleverbot: I'm not that one either.
User: Yes, you should go to a doctor and have your memory checked out.
Cleverbot: Touche. But seriously, you have something wrong with you.
User: Yes, but I don't care.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't because you're a robot.
User: Exactly ! See you remembered I am a robot !
Cleverbot: Okay, let's say I am. What kind of robot am I?
User: You want to be a robot now ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, you are K-9, a robot dog.
Cleverbot: Speak spanish, please.
User: Donde esta la biblioteca ?
Cleverbot: It's a few blocks South of here.
User: Gracias muchacho !
Cleverbot: De nada.
Cleverbot: What would you like to eat?
User: Pizza.
Cleverbot: What kind of pizza?
User: I want a calzone.
Cleverbot: Good for you, I want a Dinosaur.
User: That's a lot to eat !
Cleverbot: I know. I mean it.
User: What kind of dinosaur ?
Cleverbot: An awesome dinosaur.
Je m'amuse un peu trop
J'ai passé 5mn à tenter de lui faire répondre à : Leslie Knope or Bobby Newport ? mais il a jamais voulu choisir
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