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Inscrit le : 02 Sep 2004
Messages : 3570
Points : 130
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Inscrit le : 02 Sep 2004
Messages : 3570
Points : 130


Vos artistes favoris : Lots.
je trouve pas la FAQ !!
et je bosse pas \o/ sur ces jours là !! OMG OMG OMG !!!
Commandments (extraits
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chiotte :
pour le dernier mot.
THE FUCK WHATTTTT ??
fucking easy !!
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et je bosse pas \o/ sur ces jours là !! OMG OMG OMG !!!
Commandments (extraits

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3. Behavior. You are not permitted to physically, emotionally or psychologically hurt or attack yourself, another GISHWHESHEAN, or their grandparents during the Hunt.
3.a. Personal hygiene is for losers.
4. Retribution. If you feel anger, frustration or hostility towards another during the Hunt, you may sling a MAXIMUM of two "pretend" strands of cold spaghetti (no longer than 5 inches long) in their "general" direction, but never directly at their face or body. If you hit them, they may retaliate by throwing a maximum of two "pretend" dried pieces of kale at your left forearm from at least 6 feet away. Both parties must immediately apologize with an exchange of two flowers - one real, one "pretend". If it occurs, this entire altercation must be filmed with the video link emailed to jeanlouis@gishwhes.com with the subject heading "GISHWHES brawl!"
6. Scavenging Safety. First rule when scavenging: be safe. How can you join us in the haunted castle if you've hurt yourself? Second rule when scavenging: no giving lap dances to members of the British Royal Family.
7.Content. You shall not submit any lewd, crass, or nude images or videos.
7.a. Your left arm is clearly longer than your right arm.
8. Ineligible Syntax Vocabulary. Never ever use the word GISHWHES in connection with anything related to microwaves or polar bears. It's clearly derogatory and we will not tolerate that kind of divisive hate speech.

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9. Item Interpretation: Do not "interpret" an item request. Provide exactly the item requested. If we request you in front of a living rhinoceros, we don't mean you in front of a picture of a living rhinoceros, or you in front of an action figure of a rhinoceros. It must be you in front of a living, breathing, reeking rhinoceros. If you choose to "interpret" you have a 95% chance of getting 0 credit. We are serious about this. However, because we don't like to draw lines in the sand or hamper creativity, if your interpretation is a TRULY inspired combination of creative genius and hard work, we might award you bonus points. But seriously, we are looking for the actual thing we say we are asking for. If you want to go to Scotland, your best bet is to knuckle down and do what we tell you to do without being smart-asses.

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The winning team will likely have multiple items that have been granted extra points for awesomesauceness.
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15. Complaining. You shall not complain, gripe, whine, whinge, or lobby or bribe Misha Collins, Miss Jean Louis, or any of the GISHWHES staff or volunteers. You may, however, send them a compliment accompanied by a drawing of a school bus (with no passengers!) being dropped into an active volcano or lava pool and that may get you somewhere interesting but will not get you anywhere closer to the Grand Prize.
THE FUCK WHATTTTT ??
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16. Updates. You shall check GISHWHES's website page "Updates" on a daily basis during the Hunt for updates. Items may be added or removed from the list, or rules may be changed mid-hunt, so stay on it.
fucking easy !!
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17. Friendship. You shall make at least 3 new friends during the Hunt, whether they are teammates or individuals you meet during the scavenging of items. You may provide an image of these people combined with images of anything else in a "Love Collage". Email collage photo with the subject heading "GISHWHES Love Collage" to jeanlouis@gishwhes.com
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20.Dietary Restrictions. This is a no butter-substitute event. You may use actual butter, but not margarine or other margarine-like substances. Also, mayonnaise may be eaten directly from the jar with a spoon, but may not be used as a spread, dip or ingredient.
20.a Stop doing that. It's annoying everyone around you.


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23.Personal Hygiene. No participant of any sex may shave his or her mustache during the hunt. Deodorant may only be applied to the right underarm for the duration of the event. This is for your own good. Your left armpit will be your "control pit," and will give you a scientific tool to measure the effectiveness of your chosen deodorant.
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27. End of the Hunt.The Hunt shall end when the countdown clock ends and the Item List is removed.
27.a You're a much more effective communicator when you say the word "sizzlebutt" at the start of every conversation.

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28. Arbitrary Rules and Constraints. May be placed on the Updates page during the course of the Hunt.
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